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N.E.L.S. - Touch Grass Remark T-Shirt

£21.37
10% off for orders over £57.46 for everyone, Free shipping for orders over £95.76 for everyone. Promotion auto-applied on checkout.

Warning: Official N.E.L.S. gear for discerning degenerates who think 'loving' is overrated! Couldn't get enough terrible service? It's technically merchandise, so handle with low expectations. Expect side effects like sarcasm, eye-rolls, and zero-star allegiance. Now own it!

Details: Embrace your inner nerd with this vibrant, heavyweight t-shirt featuring a cartoon-style zombie head wearing a headset and the bold 'N.E.L.S. remark' text. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, this tee offers a relaxed fit and superior softness for all-day comfort.

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More details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Relaxed fit

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

N.E.L.S. - Touch Grass Remark T-Shirt Size Guide

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Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
26.62
18.25
16.25
M
28
20.25
17.75
L
29.37
22
19
XL
30.75
24
20 1/2
2XL
31.62
26
21.75
3XL
32 1/2
27.75
23.25
4XL
33 1/2
29.75
24.63

Dimensions are supplied by the manufacturers. Variations in product dimensions may occur and could be up to 2 inches (5 cm).

Helpful hint! Take the dimensions of an item you own and use it as a benchmark against the sizes listed in this guide.

A Length

Set the starting point of the tape measure at the base of the collar on the top edge of the item (at the high point shoulder). Extend the tape to the bottom edge of the garment.

B Width

Position the tape measure's starting point at the seam beneath the sleeve and extend it across the item to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Start measuring from the top of the shoulder seam, continue along the arm to the end of the sleeve.